Even though all the hotels, clubs and casinos in Vegas are new, the hookers are still the same.  In fact, many of the same girls I used to see walking the boulevard 25 years ago are still here, except now they wear orthopedic shoes instead of stilettos.

One hooker I saw was so old, she had a tattoo on her breast that said, “George Washington Slept Here.” Another one was so old, a guy asked her, “Around the World for $100?” She looked at him and said, “How about $35 and I’ll get off in Cleveland.”

The showgirls, thank God, are still young, gorgeous and dumb! I saw one girl hanging around a high-roller at the black jack tables last night. When he said to the dealer, “Double down,” she took off her top.

Don’t forget, I’ll be back in Las Vegas at the Venetian Showroom from Thursday, September 3^rd through the 5^th! Come see me!!!