JOANRIVERS.COM      Comments for What I am Reading Slow Reader said... You get alot of reading done cause of saccadic eye movements (very fast jumps from one phrase to the next) My eyes always jump backwards cause I can't believe what I just read. POSTED AT 7:26 PM Joey Mcgrath said... I'm not reading anything. I'm iliterate. I'm also very stupid. So why bother to learn. POSTED AT 11:39 PM Robert in MPLS said... Ms. Rivers, I left Hooked on Phonics in the car on a hot day. I'm screwed. I only made it through the second tape. POSTED AT 1:59 PM Marc said... Fantastic! Banned from 'Loose Women'...you've made my day. Anyone not in the UK...I'm sure it'll be on YouTube by now. Hilarious. POSTED AT 2:14 PM Stu said... DId u read Sting's "Broken Music"? I recommend that one for ya. POSTED AT 2:47 PM Noodles said... Joan, you were just booted off the tele in the UK for saying Russell Crowe as a "fucking shit". Remind me NOT to have sex with you anytime soon... POSTED AT 4:17 PM ITV said... Given what you said on Loose Women today, live, on ITV, you should so go get fucked you stupid un-educated bitch. POSTED AT 5:46 PM Leave your comment: (200 character limit) Name:   Copyright © 2008 Joan Rivers Worldwide Enterprises Legal Notices, Privacy Statement, Customer Service Inquiries.