JOANRIVERS.COM      Comments for Air Travel Rant Touch Feely said... You should have groped her and fondled her. It worked for Diana Ross? POSTED AT 4:23 PM Beth Mackenzie said... Hey Joan, Glad you made the flight regardless of the trouble you had with the "girl". We have that same trouble everyday in Brampton. I feel like I'm in another world. Anyways you were great last night in Brampton. I never laughed so much. You were so on the mark. Thanks for the laughs POSTED AT 4:56 PM pam said... OMG I so know what you mean by the proliferation of non English speaking 'customer service'(yeah right!!)reps.They are driving me to drink.Well maybe not them, but I digress.Today I got a call from a man with an Indian accent in India calling me about my JC Penney account. con't POSTED AT 4:59 PM pam said... con't I lost my mind,literally I couldn't find it for 20 minutes.I ended the call by saying 'when Penney's brings back their cust svc to America and peoples it with Americans again I might buy your whateverTF you're trying to sell.NOT UNTIL. I really did lose my mind ;-)) POSTED AT 5:01 PM Beth said... Try living in Brampton everyday! I feel like I'm in a different country! Love your show last night. I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard. POSTED AT 5:16 PM Stinky said... She probably misplaced the camel dung she uses as birth control in her ear and didn't hear you. POSTED AT 5:19 PM To the left said... Aren't they rude? Those airline people love the power and control. I've often thought George W. Bush was training them? POSTED AT 5:21 PM Jose Maria Callas said... While our corporations go aboard and hire all these people who speak perfect American English, we are stuck with people with below-grade education. Just goes to show this is fast becoming a Third World Country! POSTED AT 10:43 PM Scott said... Joan - I know exactly what you mean! As a tall, skinny gay guy who clearly couldn't even intimidate Dakota Fanning, I am always amused when I'm stared down by clueless, hapless "security" staff. By the way, wouldn't someone like you be going through VIP check-in? POSTED AT 12:43 AM Reality Checkpoint said... I had envisioned you traveling with an entourage of helpers packing and hauling your luggage while you entertained them with witty quips. You are ushered into a secret VIP entrance, enjoy private boarding and celebrity first class. So you do experience some of the vicissitudes of life ! POSTED AT 1:08 AM pam said... Joan - where did the Air Travel Rant go? You haven't let them silence you have you. Please don't become 'politically correct' now... POSTED AT 1:30 PM Todd said... Airports are awful! My favorite part is after flying several hours you still are not there...you have to get on a short train ride to your bags then.... a mile long flat moving walkway. Why can't they just drop us off at that shoot that are bags come flying out of? POSTED AT 12:27 AM Todd said... I suggest next time breaking out into your comedy routine on top of the ticket counter. A few loud "can we talk" should get their attention!! POSTED AT 12:29 AM Leave your comment: (200 character limit) Name:   Copyright © 2008 Joan Rivers Worldwide Enterprises Legal Notices, Privacy Statement, Customer Service Inquiries.