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running behind said...

i used to run 25 miles before breakfast when i was younger. i walked half a marathon a year ago. getting oxygen into my system early in the morning is something i enjoy for the rest of the day. i like fish oil for my heart. avacados too, good fat. i love raw tuna.

Me too, except you need to replace oxygen with cigarette smoke and raw tuna with ice cream sandwiches. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 4:16 PM


Wes Gardner said...

I heard O.J. was going to enter the race. He is so good at running from the cops! He's had lots of practice. He could have placed!

How do you think I'm going to do it?  He'll be right behind me.  I meay set a new speed record. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 6:27 PM


Rachel said...
Show all! You have so many times in your life and career. You are truly an inspiartion. Screw the TV Guide Scum! E! Scum! Bless you for the carpet and making it what it is today! Clothing Designers, E! and the Shitty Channel (TV ?) should all be grateful. Run Joan to a better channel!

POSTED AT 8:47 PM


Jeff said...
You crack me up Joanie!

POSTED AT 9:28 PM


Merle Hatch said...
I'd like to dance naked with you in Washington Square. Will you oblige me?

POSTED AT 10:57 PM


Pawclaws said...
Oh, Joan. I love you so much. You make me so happy. Do you need an assistant? I'm a young, fun guy (and straight, believe it or not) and would love to help you out. I'll do anything. Really...anything. I just want to meet you...I'm sure we'll hit it off. Haha. Let me know.

POSTED AT 1:16 AM


BestWishes2Uxx said...
Funny. Clever.

POSTED AT 7:01 PM


Veronica said...
Run Faster! The headlines are ugly. Keep them in the ASS! ALL of them!!!!!

POSTED AT 11:38 PM


Mol said...

I agree with Rachel, you are an inspiration Joan. I'm getting on my treadmill tonight and tomorrow night. I'm not sure how I'll feel on friday, but I'll give it a whirl.

Hopefully you'll feel like getting on your treadmill on Friday and every day after that, but don't run yourself ragged. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 5:26 PM


Tippy said...

Joan, It amazes me how you involve yourself in everything. Good luck in the marathon.

Dear Tippy--Thank you for your support.  I involve myself in everything because that is what we Jewish women do.--xxx Joan


POSTED AT 5:51 AM


Summer Wisemen said...

So good to find your blog webpage. Can we talk ? I mean really, I' ve been trying to find a great hairdresser. I love the color tones in your hair. would you consider sharing your secrets or aleast the name of your hairdresser with me ? Respectfully Yours, summerdays@kaxy.com

My secret is to wash out my wig at least once a season (whether it needs it or not). My hairdresser is wonderful and his name is Kiki Koh.  He works out of John Frieda's salon on Madison Avenue in New York. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 1:57 PM


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