Who needs a gynecologist? Just find a lover. They are more than willing to look up there for free.

Believe me, El Cheapo, an annual trip to the gynecologist is better than a lover because you don't have to be nice to your gyno's mother. --xxx Joan

During rounds, a Doctor should never say to a Hospice Nurse "Go out there and knock 'em Dead..."

That would be a killer! --xxx Joan

Or after you have your mammogram the radiologist says "You are udderly charming". :)

That joke is Moooveloous! -- xxx Joan

Think of poor Joan Collin's gyno. The last time she was there, he found Jimmy Hoffa...and Amelia Earhart.

No way.  Amelia was a carpet muncher. --xxx Joan