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i'm a pickin and i'm a grinnin said...

fry the little rascal in some olive oil and butter. if he is two years old, then boil him. make some biscuits and gravy, too. what is easter without fresh rabbit, biscuits and gravy?

You are so right...just another Sunday. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 7:53 PM


Jeff said...

That reminds me of a movie about a rabbit that got tested then died. Or maybe it was the movie that died.I don't really know I never saw it just heard about it.Stupid rabbits anyways, no wonder you hate them Joan.

You are obviously referring to "Rabbit Test" which is truly one of the great movies of our generation, right up there with "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "The Lonely Lady." --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 8:14 PM


MrBill said...

How... festive? Is it any wonder that "Fatal Attraction" hasn't become an Easter tradition in the spirit of "Christmas Story" and "It's a Wonderful Life?"

People don't understand, the moral behind "Fatal Attraction" is that the way to a man's heart is through his daughter's rabbit.  I tried that with somebody's Chihuahua, but it didn't work.  Who knew that he hated Mexican food? --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 9:52 PM


Your "new friend" Bradley said...

Oh, my God, it's "Fatal Attraction" all over again....great movie!!! Why the hate for the "bunny"..unless you're Hugh H. and turned down because you smell like "old man"...what's with the show "Girls Next Door"...SLUTS! Bimbos!!!

What was so terrible about "Fatal Attraction?"  At least they got a home cooked meal. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 3:54 AM


Bradley said...

Happy (belated) Easter to you also. I am one of your "1000,0000,0000" gay followers...(bow down to) the "Gay Joan Rivers God".....Keep blogging, I live for this...pathetic life huh?? You're the best!

What part of the woods of Montana are you from? --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 4:02 AM


Hannibal said...

What's next eating our young?

Hey, great idea Mrs. Donner.  Maybe that's what Angelina and Brad are up to. --xxx Joan


POSTED AT 10:56 AM


Explosive said...

I tried that damn receipe for rabbit you gave. It gave me explosive diahrhea but I love the slippers! Did I over season fluffy?

Very funny.  xxx Joan


POSTED AT 11:01 AM


Dorene said...
Dear Ms. Rivers, I just recieved the Russian Coin Charm Necklace.It is fabulous.I am overjoyed with the quality.Thankyou, Dorene from Ct.

POSTED AT 4:13 PM


Bert said...
Dear Miss Rivers, please come to Amsterdam (the Netherlands) one time. We want you here! The city is full of Joan Rivers-fans. And Gays. Or is that the same?

POSTED AT 7:16 AM


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