She is so old she farts and dust comes out.
As we speak, she is being carbon dated at the Smithsonian. --xxx Joan
Joan your very beautiful..My pictures are at seniorpeoplemeet.com.......CoolCarl....Carl777us@earthlink.net.............Lookin foward to hearing from you Joan.........Carl
Carl, I can't wait to see your pictures. If you want to see me without any clothing look on Northshoreanimalleague.com under "Furry But Fun." --xxx Joan
Knock off the high brow humor. Get down and dirty.
Worry about yourself, LaToya and don't let your husband beat you with a chair. --xxx Joan
An afterthought what about a forethought? Is she still marrying men with after birth on them? Or have those leeches bled her dry?
Her last wedding cake was made by Gerber's. The nice thing about her marrying younger men is that their teeth are coming in as hers are going out. --xxx Joan
Is the 2nd drawing how far her breasts have fallen? I think she may have coopers droop.
I wouldn't say that her boobs are low, but someone in China is admiring her nipples as I type this. --xxx Joan
i got some cave paintings, sweetie. you're just a spring chicken...
Look closely at the old woman being dragged by the buffalo...it's me. --xxx Joan
LOL --- Please keep the Joan Collins jokes coming Joan. I think your best Collins line so far is --- ''i love women like Joan Collins that wear wigs and then a hat on top''. Ha Ha, take care - Jake xx
I hate to tell you, it's not original. King Tut was the first one to say that about her. --xxx Joan
Just bought first piece of JR jewelry on QVC, the Florentine bracelet that looks so old, Joan Collins has the original. Love JR.
English Heritage and I are proud that the Florentine bracelet adorns England's oldest landmark, Joan Collins. --xxx Joan
Oh, please, they use Joan's skin, (after a face lift, of course) to compare to the fossils they dig up in Egypt. "Yep, the same age" But the real question is "1700's or 1800's???? Ta Ta!!
Last week they took off all of her makeup and found Jimmy Hoffa. --xxx Joan
So old... she was flower girl at Henry VIII's first wedding... she carved the brisket at George Burns's briss...she had her senior photo taken in front of a sign saying "Stonehenge-Coming Soon!"
Good stuff, Mr. Bill. She is still a beautiful woman and I hope that I look that good when I'm 92. --xxx Joan