its all about money, they just want to build something better or so they think... tulips in my yard are blooming and then there is this 30 degree snap, i was starting to like global warming...

Like it?! I love it.  Nothing like seeing a polar bear sweat.--xxx Joan

My body was condemned years ago by the state. No, it's not a danger to others just to me. :(

It's a danger to others if they can see it, so don't go on the beach. --xxx Joan

You are holding up better than brick and morter! That has to make you're day. Plus you don't have the cracks that building does. That skin of yours is as smooth as a babies bottom. Does it leak?

Only when I drink. --xxx Joan

Live for today! Wear it up and use it out! Don't look back, look ahead!

Thank you, Stevie Wonder. -- xxx Joan

Just be happy you're not pushing up tulips.

This will never happen as I am Jewish.  We don't do push-ups. --xxx Joan

Joan, you're a legend... in a good way... that building fell into disrepear lucky for us that'll never happen to you!

Even luckier for you, you've never seen my ass. --xxx Joan

Joan, you have such a blessed life with incredible energy and talent which you're still sharing with your tons of fans. I hope you truly are not down about getting older. It happens to all of us. Unless we're dead :-) You are the best of the best.

You're right.  The happy memories of crossing the Alps with Hannibal are to be cherished. --xxx Joan